Who: Charity LongfellowWhen: 1st or 2nd grade (1991 or '92)Charity and I liked each other, but I was about six years old, and even more clueless about girls than I am now. So she took the initiative. During Spanish class she told me there was something I had to see behind a free-standing cabinet. But it was all a ruse! When I went back there to look, she kissed me. Trying to be cool, I just said "So uh, where's that thing you said you found back here?" Like I said, utterly clueless.
Who: Josh BrownWhen: 1st GradeI don't remember much from this first grade romance except that I was crazy about this guy and got in trouble one day for trying to kiss him on the playground. Also after 1st grade he moved away and I was devastated. However, in 3rd grade he came back and I was very excited until I tried talking to him and he couldn't even remember my name. After this incident we parted ways and I moved on with my life.
who: Becca Myerswhen: 1984-86Becca was my babysitter when I was a munchkin. She was a high school girl that lived in the neighborhood- and boy was she beautiful! Even though most girls were still highly infected and contagious with cooties, Becca was the exception. But at age 6 what the heck did I know about women? It wasn't until I was in high school that I realized that I have ALWAYS had impeccable taste... I received a package in the mail for my birthday...it was Becca's headshot...she had become a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader and she sent me an autographed photo that reads "to my precious pup! xoxo Becca" (i still have it)
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